Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
I never noticed this.
are they all like immortal?
The joke was that they were making a joke for so long a life span went by. It’s the best part of the show!
The 99 pack hit stores today. The only place it fits is in my hallway.
"Like I get they’re probably not in a relationship.
But they mean everything to each other and you can tell, like the way they look at each and they just have the best friendship and make each other so happy that it doesn’t matter because They’re perfect together even if they’re not a couple. They’re going to be friends for life and they clearly are best friends.
Look at that” - 221gallifreyhogwarts
oh no big deal just tears
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.